Piss, Shit, Fuck, Dammit

I've been a fat, pukey cow for ever now.

Don't get me wrong - I've had some really good days in there.  Sticking to my diet (like the day's worth of food, in the last post) and not bingeing. 

But I've been bingeing and purging a LOT too.  It's ridiculously disappointing.  I feel like a sweaty, fat, immobile pig.

Oh, and my computer is a whore with a dead battery.  Eff.

And since it looks like the predictions are wrong and the world is not ending today, I guess I should get my lardass in gear and lose. some. fucking. weight.  

Please enjoy this picture of a pygmy hippo eating some lettuce.  Or, as I like to call it, "Definitive Proof Everything Is Better When It's Much Smaller Than Normal And Also Vegetarian."

My God, that thing is outstanding.