Wednesday, July 20, 2011

The One Where I Whine and Give TMI

I'm sweating.

It's 82 degrees in my room right now, and I'm friggin HOT.  Every inch of my skin feels stick and nasty and GROSS. I am disgusted.

I also want to poo and I can't.  Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

I've got at least six servings of whole psyllium husks cruisin' around my intestines at the moment.  I took two servings last night, and four tonight, and nothing has come outta my bum.  COME ON, MUCILAGINOUS INDIGESTIBLE FIBER!!!  You can poo do it!

I love psyllium husks.  They taste nasty, have the most disgusting consistency when mixed with water (swallowing them is a gargantuan act of willpower), but they bulk right up in your tummy, are totally indigestible, and keep you intestines working normally even if you're fasting.

Anyway, I damn well better poo tomorrow and then get on the scale and see lower numbers again, kthnx.

I should probably try to sleep, but I've never slept in a sauna before and I don't know if it's going to happen tonight.  I suppose the heat from my laptop isn't helping...

FINE.  I'll turn it off.

G'night to no one...

(Lame, typing that made me sad.)_

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