It's 82 degrees in my room right now, and I'm friggin HOT. Every inch of my skin feels stick and nasty and GROSS. I am disgusted.
I also want to poo and I can't. Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
I've got at least six servings of whole psyllium husks cruisin' around my intestines at the moment. I took two servings last night, and four tonight, and nothing has come outta my bum. COME ON, MUCILAGINOUS INDIGESTIBLE FIBER!!! You can
I love psyllium husks. They taste nasty, have the most disgusting consistency when mixed with water (swallowing them is a gargantuan act of willpower), but they bulk right up in your tummy, are totally indigestible, and keep you intestines working normally even if you're fasting.
Anyway, I damn well better poo tomorrow and then get on the scale and see lower numbers again, kthnx.
I should probably try to sleep, but I've never slept in a sauna before and I don't know if it's going to happen tonight. I suppose the heat from my laptop isn't helping...
FINE. I'll turn it off.
G'night to no one...
(Lame, typing that made me sad.)_
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