Sunday, July 31, 2011

Stop the Fucking Presses

I lost a tenth of a pound.

My God, I hate my scale.  I do SO well, and I lose a tenth of a fucking pound.  At this rate, I'll never be skinny.  Motherfucker.

I managed to accomplish a bunch from my list, though, so that's good.

I'm rotting at work for 12 hours today, so that's bad.

I puked at work this morning, also bad.  Puked up massive amounts of stomach acid and bile at that.

Ate a bunch of Tums, and still feel like garbage.  I HATE bile.  The neon yellow color amuses me, I admit.  It freaks me right the fuck out that something THAT color comes out of my body.  But, Jesus fuck does it burn and taste like death.  And it lingers... I tossed baking soda in my mouth for a bit, and a coworker (who I told I was sick... Feel kinda bad about that...) went to buy me the Tums.

Feh.

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